Thinking, 'if only there were no carry- ons allowed, we would take off so much quicker'.
I find my seat. Then before settling into my window seat, the person who will sit in the middle asked the person in the isle to switch with the women sitting in the middle, across the isle. He says no. I do the switch.
People tell me that it is very nice of me. I start thinking I am a good person. Then I think, if I am thinking I am a good person, I am probably not.